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Re: video clip

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:11 pm

Well, since we're sharing bad rap videos, we mustn't forget It's So Cold in the "D".
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Re: video clip

Postby chrismachine » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:51 am

Yeah, those were both pretty bad... yeesh. I disagree with jvcc that the first one has anything at all worth saying about it... It's not "so bad it's funny" or anything like that, just a sad excuse for music from an awkward wanabe. Assuming the 30 seconds I listened to were enough to forecast the remainder.
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Re: video clip

Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:56 am

chrismachine wrote:Yeah, those were both pretty bad... yeesh. I disagree with jvcc that the first one has anything at all worth saying about it... It's not "so bad it's funny" or anything like that, just a sad excuse for music from an awkward wanabe. Assuming the 30 seconds I listened to were enough to forecast the remainder.

My favorite parts are the models awkwardly shuffling into the limo, the unspeakably stilted scene with the singer on his cell phone, and how when things move onto the club (around the 3 minute mark) the other dancers keep excluding one girl in particular. It seems mean-spirited of their parts, but given that she's in the video in the first place she probably deserved it.

His style of rapping fascinates me in how horrible it is. My friend described it as sounding not dissimilar to white homeschoolers rapping in order to make fun of rap, except that he's doing it genuinely.
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Re: video clip

Postby EsBe » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:17 pm

Sticky Buddy! Words fail me. This was painful to watch, in a "Stop making me laugh, I still need to breath to live" kind of way.

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Postby Skimba » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:50 pm

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Re: video clip

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:02 pm



I've seen this somewhere before, it's pretty funny.


How about switching gears with a bad metal video? (unlike ZP and jvcc's posts, the badness is mostly contained in the visuals, not the music. Although the vocals are pretty... dramatic.)
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Postby jvcc » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:30 am

I don't like magicians or magic, but I like this kid.
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Re: video clip

Postby James » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:57 pm

jvcc wrote:I don't like magicians or magic

How about the Wizard?

In other videographic news, I am in love with this display of despondency in the face of defeat:
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Re: video clip

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:54 pm

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Re: video clip

Postby jvcc » Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:56 am

Has everyone seen this? It's very sweet.
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Postby Skimba » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:22 pm

jvcc wrote:Has everyone seen this? It's very sweet.

Agreed.
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Re: video clip

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:07 pm

Halloween Masks. Yaaaaaay

This thing is disturbingly strange from beginning to end.

And then we have a "subtitled" Japanese commercial.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Wed May 02, 2012 10:29 pm

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Postby EsBe » Wed May 02, 2012 11:51 pm


I'm quite pleased they managed to sneak in Viewtiful Joe before the end. What a boss.

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Postby jvcc » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:49 pm

Henri the existential cat goes to the vet. Be on the lookout for a poster on the vet's wall.
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Re: video clip

Postby chrismachine » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:20 am

Just what I was hoping... excellent!
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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:53 am

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Postby loofah » Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:21 pm

Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.

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Postby chrismachine » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:15 pm

so, SOOO impressive!
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Postby chrismachine » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:39 pm

over half of a million people watched that?
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Re: video clip

Postby Skimba » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:19 am

Well, I just did. :?
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Re: video clip

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:32 am

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Re: video clip

Postby Skimba » Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:36 am

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