The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

[EvilJekyll]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain N: The Game Master and Kingdom Hearts. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

[DaVince]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Trek and MegaTokyo. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

Yeah, good luck with that.

[Nyperold]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and Final Fantasy X. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!

"Sin is actually... Old Man McCrady?!?"

"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling PCs!"

[MysticalDescent]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teletubbies and Superman. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!

[Skimba]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Robin Hood and Psych. The story should use posting in an internet forum as a plot device!
..Starting now.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Iron Man and The Simpsons. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pirates of the Caribbean and Barack Obama. The story should use being drafted by the NFL as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jesse Jackson and Emeril Legasse. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!

[Nyperold]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and Nancy Drew. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!

I'm sure there are enough MLP fics out there where the characters use "plot devices", iff'n y'all know what Ah mean. I don't know much about Rock Band "instruments", but they could probably be used for that purpose.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Resident Evil and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!

A virus has been unleashed into Narnia, zombifying its residents. Aslan summons a late preteen into Narnia to put a stop to it. Along the way, (s)he learns of the High Kings and Queens, and that (s)he is their brother/sister.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain America and Superman. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!

It's probably been done in an official crossover comic.

[PonderThis]

I actually kinda like the narnia one.

[Zombie Protestor]

I think some of the fanfictions borne herein must have come from this generator: Cracked.com: 5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Exist

[Skimba]

I think some of the fanfictions borne herein must have come from this generator: Cracked.com: 5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Exist

These are amazing...and I'm only on #3....People are amazing...and fuuucked up. I am laughing way too hard at these.
+1.5 hrs later....I forgot how awesome cracked is at what it does.
yup

[Nyperold]

Okay, as messed up is #1 is, I would have put it at #2. Because at least #1 is still between a human and a humanesque alien. #3 has it between a human and a piece from a puzzle game. And the puzzle game piece is dominant.

I guess it comes down to how you factor logistics into things.