Ads on anywarez

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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby chrismachine » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:23 pm

My wife asked her rental management when she was in an apartment and was given carte blanche so long as it was neutral. That was 5 years ago though, and she was in a bit of a low-end building.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby PonderThis » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:38 pm

That's a good point, chris. Not all owners are alike, of course. And especially if you get permission ahead of time it's a whole different kettle of fish.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby jvcc » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:45 pm

Well, if I can print or paint an image of the Tardis door on some sort of weather-resistant material, then I'd try that.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:45 am

I don't think 'TARDIS blue' is a neutral colour, which is a shame. No, being stupid I didn't realise this was a rental we were talking about (I suppose 'apartment' was the clue) so disregard all that I have said.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby DaVince » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:07 pm

This thread needs more silly ads.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby OP Tipping » Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:29 am

I don't think 'TARDIS blue' is a neutral colour, which is a shame"


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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby PonderThis » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:21 am

OP Tipping wrote:Timeless

You did that on purpose didn't you?
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby OP Tipping » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:40 am

Yes.

It was meant to be a joke.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:28 pm

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Now you can see her go both ways in Finnish! (and yes, the original ad was moving).


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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:59 pm

I found this humerus:

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(From another forum that has an adult section, so there's ads like that on there)
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby IanC » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:45 pm

*crosses legs* *winces*
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby jvcc » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:00 pm

If we're sharing ads from adult sites, here's one I got awhile ago:

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The part that gets me is the sentence just over "Click Here." It makes the porn website/whatever the ad is for sound like some sort of outlet store trying to get rid of excess stock.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:39 pm

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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby jvcc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:47 am

Let's try that again, shall we?
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:10 pm

Cannot unsee image.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby ntw3001 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:10 am

Zombie Protestor wrote:Cannot unsee image.


Beat me to it.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby Nyperold » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:03 am

"Did you know that inside every anvil lives a delicious cheesy casserole?" Not until I went to upload yesterday's (2012/04/02) comic on Photobucket.

I mean, what on earth, Kraft? Are you trying to break my brain? Why anvil, of all things? Why every anvil? Are you selling anvils as an alternative to selling casseroles in more traditional food containers? Why do casseroles live there? Were they stored next to a meteorite "fruitcake", and thus gained sentience? Were they made by someone who does things like, when a recipe calls for eggs, drops them in, shell and all, and when the inevitable reactions came, put it in the refrigerator, behind the mayonnaise, next to the ketchup and to the left of the coleslaw, where it grew into a monster over the course of a few months? Will I make another Garfield & Friends reference? Stay tuned, because the internet totally works like that!
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