Otters Swotters Zotterzes

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Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby jvcc » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:52 pm

Otters are really vying for the spot of cutest animals ever.
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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby EsBe » Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:33 am

Otterly adorable.

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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:50 am

it reminds me of something dennis leary said and i am paraphrasing because i don't want to look up what he actually said:

"hey i'm an otter, i do cute human things with my hands!"
"oh ok, we'll save you little otter!"
"hey i'm a cow, i stand around and eat grass all day!"
"bzzt! you're going straight to the slaughterhouse!"
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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby jvcc » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:03 pm

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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby chrismachine » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:40 pm

Touching. I wonder where you guys all seem to stumble upon these sorts of things.
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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby jvcc » Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:43 am

Oh, y'know, just around.

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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:15 pm

Otters, eh?

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Re: Otters Swotters Zotterzes

Postby Skimba » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:34 am

Give it to me, now!
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Postby jvcc » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:21 pm

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