Judas Maccabeus wrote:

quetzalcoatlus wrote:the man who wants to know if a hot dog is a sandwich,

...That's actually an interesting question. I, at least, think it should be considered one.

fanelian wrote:Hot dogs: The American tacos.

They should advertise them so.

cracked.com wrote:What we've done here is gotten right down into the trenches of a war between prescriptivist grammarians and descriptivist grammarians -- a conflict which, no matter how boring you think it sounds, is actually 10 times more boring than that.

PonderThis wrote:Hey, ladies, did you know that you can get BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pens on Amazon? You totally can!

Scroll down to the reviews. Seriously funny stuff.

While on a my way to yet another tedious Board of Directors meeting in my demanding position as Chairperson of the Board. I realized I had left my Montegrappa Teatro La Fenice pen, (the one that I used to use to sign all of those phenomenally lucrative government contracts) back on my Gulfstream IV! My amazing assistant quickly came to the rescue. She jumped into the car and instructed the driver to rush to the nearest store. She later told me that as she tore through the aisles desperate to find a suitable writing instrument, the "BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen" seemed to call out to her personally its singular, pastel siren song.

Returning to the board room, she handed me the BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen. In front of our 1327 attending stockholders I impatiently grasped the instrument. Finally, I could sign the 143 page legal document and get back in the air on my way to the luxe charity gala I would be attending that night in Gstaad. As I took the pen in hand, I was immediately mesmerized by the soft, delicately feminine lines of the sensuously glistening shaft of this pen. Awakened by the Bic pens' alluringly pale blush of color I felt an involuntary catch in my breath. This was so unlike the bulky 18k rollerball I had up until then thought le plus ultra! When I touched the Bic pen to paper, the thick, silky ink flowed out of the pen like a sudden rush of champagne into a crystal flute on a moonlit night. The feeling of writing with this tool was so powerful, I was forced to close my eyes and faintly gasp in a shudder of ultimate pleasure. The unexpected release of female emotions almost made me weep. When I finally came out of my reverie, opened my eyes and lit that cigarette, everything in my world had inexplicably changed.

PonderThis wrote:I see ZP is a fan of Cecilia Gimenez.

PonderThis wrote:Just in time for the holiday season, The Hater's Guide to The Williams-Sonoma Catalog. In case you were worrying about what not to get someone.

EvilJekyll wrote:Make note of that this is a government page...
http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2012/11/0 ... n-seattle/