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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:39 am

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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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Postby Skimba » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:54 am

I both love and hate that site. Just like people.
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Re: Overheard - The Official Thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:06 pm

The other day, I overheard somebody saying 'I'm not completely onboard with all of his methods, but you cannot deny that Hitler was the greatest modern environmentalist'.
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Re: Overheard - The Official Thread

Postby chrismachine » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:15 pm

Beyond even just the silly nature of that statement, I'm certain you could. In fact, I will deny it. I deny it.
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Re: Overheard - The Official Thread

Postby PonderThis » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:57 am

chrismachine wrote:Beyond even just the silly nature of that statement, I'm certain you could. In fact, I will deny it. I deny it.

OMG CHRIS IS A NAZI DENIER :shock:


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Re: Overheard - The Official Thread

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:25 am

yesterday at my office as I was leaving:

Me: see you later!
OfficeMate: So long! Farewell!...
Me: auf wiedersehen, goodbye!
OM: Ha! Now that song will be stuck in your head forever!
Me: No, I don't allow it to. I mean, it *is* a small world, after all....
OM: Grr! Curse you!
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Re: Overheard - The Official Thread

Postby jvcc » Sat May 03, 2014 10:20 am

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