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Postby SemiNomad » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:25 am

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You can blame Nik's inbox for inspiring this particular...thing
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:53 am

Oh this is great. There can never be enough of comics like this.
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Postby Devilot » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:53 am

Great. Now if I ever build a giant unstoppable robot, I have to decide between naming it Super-8 or Premature Ejaculation.
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Postby ntw3001 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:29 pm

This is so good I made a weird kind of cackle.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:30 pm

This is what happens when you name your baby Premature Ejaculation.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Nik » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:41 pm

I was hoping this line would spawn something awesome like this!
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby JiuNoon » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:45 pm

"Not so fast, Premature Ejaculation!"

Very nicely done.
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Postby Robert » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:09 pm

This is the greatest thing. Ever. I just can't stop giggling at this. :lol:
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:13 pm

The games on the line. The kicker looks nervous.

There goes the ball! It's placed perfectly, and he kicks ...

HE SCORES! IT'S GOOD!!!

Three points to SemiNomad!! And he wins the game!! Or at least, the thread. :)
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:17 pm

I love blunt humor. :lol:
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Postby kupo » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:08 pm

Devilot wrote:Great. Now if I ever build a giant unstoppable robot, I have to decide between naming it Super-8 or Premature Ejaculation.


Premature ejaculation wins!


Er...only when naming robots!
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Postby Saltine » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:08 pm

I wish Captain Imagining-Bea-Arthur-Naked were here!
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Postby kupo » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:36 pm

Saltine wrote:I wish Captain Imagining-Bea-Arthur-Naked were here!


He's the only one who could stop PE, eh?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:56 pm

What about Last Longer?
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby SemiNomad » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:48 pm

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Saltine wrote:I wish Captain Imagining-Bea-Arthur-Naked were here!


He's the only one who could stop PE, eh?


PE will be done soon enough. He just can't rampage as for long as he brags to all the other super-villains that he can. He always finishes too quick, and is left limp and embarrassed.
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Postby Cry-Your-Pardon » Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:16 am

Didn't this guy try to get on WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO???
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:56 pm

Hahahaha :lol: ... that's it, I know what I'm being for Hallowe'en this year.
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Postby Do The Unstuck! » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:25 pm

We should make this comic into a movie.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:56 pm

Do The Unstuck! wrote:We should make this comic into a movie.
Can I be the guy who creates Premature Ejaculation?

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hmm maybe I don't want to be that guy
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Postby Do The Unstuck! » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:57 pm

I can be the butler who makes machinery for the premature ejaculation! With a prematur ejaculation cave! YUS! :o
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:33 pm

Coming too soon to a theater near you?
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Postby Do The Unstuck! » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:58 pm

Haha! :lol:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:49 pm

I like this new generation of puns all of these long-time lurkers and new members are posting.
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Postby Dusk » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:01 am

Hey, I missed this one.
It is greatness given form! I just know Michael Bay is going to do something like this with the Transformers movie. Sigh.
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Postby SemiNomad » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:06 am

Don't get me started. Have you seen the leaked robot pics yet? 'Weird' is a good way to put it.
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