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[catastrophile]

Subject line from my spam folder.

[Nik]

I love it!

[kupo]

dats sum reel pirats rit dur!

[MysticalDescent]

Ninjas are still cooler than pirates. But this comic is still good.

[Chrono Crow]

That may be so (no it isn't), but pirates are still cooler than you.

[catastrophile]

Ninjas are still cooler than pirates.

That's because pirates made ninjas walk the plank. While pirates toil in the sun, ninjas relax on the shady ocean floor.

[Chrono Crow]

I was pro-ninja before my best friend told me he was a pirate. From that day on, I realized that there's so much more to pirates than looting, pilaging, and raping. They only do that for fun. They're really kind souls with a thirst for life.

[MysticalDescent]

Pirates could never make ninjas walk the plank. The ninja would use his incredible ninja agility, stealth and speed to disappear behind the pirate, throw a shuriken into his back, shove him off the plank and commandeer his boat.

[Chrono Crow]

Pirates could never make ninjas walk the plank. The ninja would use his incredible ninja agility, stealth and speed to disappear behind the pirate, throw a shuriken into his back, shove him off the plank and commandeer his boat.

Ninjas work alone. Ninja flips behind pirate, second pirate stabs him in the throat.

[MysticalDescent]

But a million ninjas are hiding in the sails and sink the boat before flying away on an invisible ninja flying machine.

[Chrono Crow]

Pistols > Shuriken
Katanas > Sabres
Hooks > Gloves

Pirates win 2-1.

[MysticalDescent]

Liar.

Ninjas have the eyesight of hawks whilst pirates have one eye. Ninjas are agile and adept at using both legs whilst pirates have one leg. Pirates have no concept of stealth. Ninjas are indetectable when they desire to be.

Nunchaku are always, always FTW. Always.

Ninjas assasinate and spy. Pirates amble in unsteady ships being assasinated and bullied by the big boys.

Ninjas stole death's scythe


Ninjas can scale walls and use handclaws whilst pirates are confounded. During their period of confoundation whilst confronted by the wall, the ninja kills them with a shuriken. With him being a ninja, the shuriken returns to him, destroying the pirates corpse before being deftly caught.

The pirates sword can become ensnared by handclaws. If this action is performed in the dark, not only would the ninja be near indetectable, it would appear that he had blocked the sword with his bare hands.

Sai > Anything Pirates possess
Handclaws > Hook
Ninja-to > Dagger
Thermite > Gunpowder
Antimatter > Cannons

[Chrono Crow]

The fact that you don't even give pirates a chance shows you are biased and therefore, your opinion isn't necessary. Thank you for playing.

[Ninjatron]

Pistols > Shuriken
Katanas > Sabres
Hooks > Gloves

Pirates win 2-1.

Everything > Scurvy

[catastrophile]

HEY. Ninjas are every bit as scurvy-prone as pirates. It's a dietary thing.

[Chrono Crow]

Pirates have the terrain advantage. Ninjas can't flip and run around on a tiny ship. Nor can they use stealth to their advantage. Also, even if the ninja did manage to destroy the ship, he'd be stranded. He'd drown.

[MysticalDescent]

No they wouldn't. Y'see, the thermite could be put on top of the mast, and could slowly burn. The ninja would then leave on his ninja sub.

Ninjas are totally thrashing the pirates right now, something like 34 - 1

[catastrophile]

What's really funny about this is that ninjas are so totally forbidden to brag about ninjas that you ninja people are obviously making all this up.

Pirates, on the other hand, are badass and rowdy and love to talk trash and kill people and steal $#!+.

So, really, you are talking about pirates all this time.

[Chrono Crow]

FUCKING NINJAS DON'T HAVE MACHINERY OR ELSE THEY CEASE TO BE NINJAS!

[MysticalDescent]

Its not machinery, ninjas can swim and use their swimmery to power the sub. They breath using reeds.

[Chrono Crow]

*aneurysms*

[giantsfan97]

I hate this thread. There, I said it.

[Chrono Crow]

Hahahaha.

[Hypnotic Me]

Ninjas work alone. Ninja flips behind pirate, second pirate stabs him in the throat.

nah this is not correct, have yu ever seen the power rangers? they have ninja like thinks called "putties" they NEVER work alone.

ok they're a bad example of how nijas beat pirates, but c'mon, they come from lord Z..I mean seriously he has a staff with a big Z on it. He doesn't know what he's doing wiht his life.

but what about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they're ninjas and fight ninjas in big full out ninja jumping pirate squashing action.

all this happening whilst pirates demonstraight their 'thurst' for life by getting drunk outta their skulls.

[Chrono Crow]

I like how the biggest debate ever held on these forums is one of childhood proportions.