Y'know, being able to shove yourself in a lamp must mean that you've effectively lost weight. Just become a genie yourself, and all your weight woes will be gone! As well as any nipple insecurities you may currently harbor.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
Or maybe one of those full-body ones that professional swimmers sometimes wear.
The genie may just have freakishly low nipples. Perhaps he's got his arms folded out of modesty. If not, though, how on earth will he feed his children?!