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Postby Nyperold » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:27 pm

Progress Quest is a downloadable RPG simulator. You give your character a name, choose race and class, roll up initial stats, and click "Sold!", and there your interaction with the character's doings ends. You view the prologues in the status bar at the bottom of the window, then you can watch your character grow in power. Or Minimize it, it cares not which. If it sounds boring, well, honestly, I can see how it could get that way. If it sounds interesting, the link's up there.

I have to mention, however, that some of the items you get from the monsters... I could do without, but if I can ignore them, surely you can. After all, it's text, not pictures. But it might not be safe for supervised situations, all the same.
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Postby James » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:32 pm

What a peculiar idea.
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Postby IglooJeffrey » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:37 am

I've been giving it a whirlygig for the past few hours, at the time of writing I have a level 10 Battle-Finch Shiv-Knight
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:03 pm

Progress Quest is the best name for an RPG ever.
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Postby KatyM » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:28 am

Long ago, I played Progress Quest, and I had a quite-high character, and was in a guild.

... I miss Progress Quest. I should start up again.
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Postby PorkChopSandwiches » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:55 pm

if you like Progress Quest:

www.KingdomofLoathing.com

enjoy.
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Postby Nyperold » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:10 pm

I've noticed a number of us play that, as well. :)
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:11 pm

I prefer Peasant's Quest.
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Postby Nik » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:11 pm

PorkChopSandwiches wrote:if you like Progress Quest:

www.KingdomofLoathing.com

enjoy.


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Postby Nyperold » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:43 pm

Well, as far as KoL is concerned, I let my account lapse, so now I've started over. And I've applied to PA. Woo.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:22 pm

I kinda gained leadership of the "DeadHeads" after TechSmurf left for N.O.
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Postby Nik » Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:37 pm

Nyp, I kind of took a break, but my bro's clan leader now.
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Postby maxthedork » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:07 pm

Peasant's quest is rather linear, and not really a RPG per se, any more than ZORK is an RPG.
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Postby Nyperold » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:43 am

Yeah, it's more like King's Quest of olde.

In other news, I have a Howling Balloon Monkey named "Adora Balloon".
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Postby James » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:40 am

I'd set it to run on startup, but then my computer went fucky and I lost my progress and it seemed a bit silly to start again, considering that profress was all there was.
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Postby Monkeyborg » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:09 pm

Nyperold wrote:I've applied to PA. Woo.


Accepted!
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Postby Dusk » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:02 pm

James wrote:profress
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Postby James » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:37 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:Dusk [SPACE] Bringer
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Postby Dusk » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:54 am

James wrote:
Dusk Bringer wrote:Dusk [SPACE] Bringer

hahahaha

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